I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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