He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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