Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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