Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
True college students do jello shots in the library
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
