no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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