I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no, he came in my armpit
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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