I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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