Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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