Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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