I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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