So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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