Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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