you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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