he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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