She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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