i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
