Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
its liver damage thursday
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