My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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