I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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