found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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