Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We need to feng shui this bitch.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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