What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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