Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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