You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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