at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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