I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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