I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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