So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
