I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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