Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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