when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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