Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
