he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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