So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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