Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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