Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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