You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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