i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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