you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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