she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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