I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
