I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i don't like sucking hair
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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