He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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