is your mom at the bar?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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