Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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