And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She's JV to your varsity
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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