Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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