i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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