So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you never un-have a 4some
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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