Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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