no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He better not be in your backpack
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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