What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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