So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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