Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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