Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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